Q: How do you know when it's time to go trick or treating?
A: Look at your witch watch!

Q: What does a canary say when asking for Halloween candy?
A: Trick or Tweet!

Q: What is orange and black and wears a crown?
A: A Hallowqueen!

Q: What is the first thing a "Hallowqueen" puts on for Halloween?
A: Mask-ara!

Q: What is the best kind of shoes for Halloween?
A: Screechers shoes!

Q: For what costume do you need a head scarf, and a cape, a crystal ball,
and four wooden boards?
A: A fortune propeller!

Q: What do you call a monster that glows in the dark?
A: Frankenshine!

Q: What do you call a stack of pumpkins in front of a haunted house?
A: A piggyback o'lanterns!

Q: What brags about being in the kitchen late at night using the toaster?
A: A ghost who likes to boast while eating toast!

Q: What do you use to keep univited guest out of a haunted house?
A: A scream door!

Q: What is served for lunch for uninvited guests at a haunted house?
A: Scramburgers!

Q: What kind of breakfast is served in a haunted house?
A: Ghost and butter!

Q: What is red hot and crackles?
A: A vampire!

Q: What is Dracula's favorite tool to use when fixing up his house?
A: Vampliers!